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the Monsters 'you're class i'm trash'
Label: Voodoo Rhythm Records
Release Date: Nov.12.2021  

Format CD: VRCD119
Format LP+DL: VR12119-1
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Tracklist
01. gimme germs
02. smell my tongue
03. carpool Lane
04. dead
05. stranger to me
06. blasphemy
07. yellow snow drink
08. electro bike asshole
09. get drunk on you
10. i love you
11. devil baby
12. my down is your up
13. dead (mortem batkovic)
69. gimme germs (live)
99. you’re class i’m trash
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HI-SPEED-BOOGIE-FUZZ-GARAGE-TRASH-ROCK-N-ROLL FROM LEGENDARY BERNESE GARAGE PUNKS PLAYED WITH A CHAINSAW-ON-STEEL 13 SPLATTER HITS INCLUDING SMALL HORROR OPERA BY SWISS FILM COMPOSER MARIO BATKOVIC 
ENGLISH 
This is the 2nd edition of the Monsters 'you're class, i'm trash, from 2021 (first edition was yellow and with a 7" single) this second edition is pink/red 180g vinyl and with a printed inside poster Booklet.
The Monsters where founded in 1986 in Bern, Switzerland, as an alternative to the popular music culture of the time (disco, pop, top 40 rock). After 8 full lenghts and countless shows all over the globe, Europe, North and South America, Asia etc, all of their concerts and tours were canceled in 2020 and the whole world was put on hold (Covid 19 pandemic) so the band had time to create a new album to write, spend two weeks in the practice room and then record it for three days at the Shirt Off Studio in Bern together with Sebastian Zwahlen. Voila! 13 rough diamonds, loud and lively sounding tracks, all recorded completely live and without any frills overdubs (only vocals). With only 120 words on the album they are the undefeated champions of the lyrical minimalism of punk rock history, please enjoy 'smell my tongue', a working class song that is about daily ass licking or 'gimme germs' which deals with the constant sterilization of society, or 'electro bike asshole' a shot against the Tesla and co generation or in 'stranger to me' where you look in the mirror and no longer recognize yourself. Cover artwork is by Bernese surrealist Jerry Haenggli 
DEUTSCH 
dies ist die 2t Auflage von the Monsters ‚you're class, i'm trash, aus dem Jahre 2021 (erste Auflage war gelb und mit einer 7“ single) diese zweite Auflage ist Pink/Rot 180g Vinyl und mit einem bedruckten Innen Poster Booklet.
The Monsters wurde 1986 in Bern der Schweiz gegründet, als Alternative zur damaligen populären Musik kultur (z. B. Disco, Pop, Top 40 Rock). nach 8 Alben und unzähligen shows in der ganzen welt, Europa, Nord und Süd Amerika, Asien etc wurden 2020 all ihre konzerte und touren abgesagt und die ganze Welt wurde auf eis gelegt (covid 19 Pandemie) die Band hatte also zeit um ein neues Album zu schreiben, zwei Wochen im proberaum um sie dann 3 Tage lang im Berner Shirt Off Studio zusammen mit Sebastian Zwahlen aufzunehmen. Voila! 13 raue, laute und spritzig klingende Tracks, die alle komplett live und ohne schnick schnack Overdubs, (nur Gesang) aufgenommen wurden. mit nur 120 Wörtern auf dem Album sind sie die ungeschlagenen champions am Textlichem Minimalismus der Punk Rock Geschichte angekommen, bitte geniesst ‚smell my tongue‚ einen working class song der ums tägliche arschlecken geht oder ‚gimme germs‚ der das Thema der dauernden Sterilisierung der Gesellschaft antönt oder ‚electro bike asshole‘ eine Standes Aufnahme der Tesla und co generation oder in ‚stranger to me‘ wo man in Spiegel schaut und sich nicht mehr erkennt. Cover Artwork ist vom Berner Surrealisten Jerry Haenggli 
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Line-up:
BEAT-MAN :     Guitar/vocals
JANOSH:     bass
SWAN LEE:     drums
PUMI:         knobs
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SUPER SPECIAL EDITION

SOUNDS OF SUBTERANEA (knitted special edition limited edition)
- self knitted special cover artwork (Do it your self)
- 2 LP’s inside
- special cover artwork
- knitting instruction
- free boner while opening the box
https://neu.soundsofsubterrania.com/

 
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slovely text:
Slovenly’s mother tongue recordings imprint is psyched beyond belief to present to the freaks and creeps of planet Earth, the 8th LP from Switzerland's THE MONSTERS: “Du Hesch Cläss Ig Bi Träsch” (“You’re Class I’m Trash”)! Scandinavian Bestial Death Metal? PUH-LEEZE. Japanese Harsh Noise? GIMME A FUCKIN BREAK! This is the true evil that rock’n’rollers do, and you’ll be trembling in your creepers before your asses even get close to bumping to the radical raunch contained on this truly amazing long-player. Even long time rabid fans will be stunned by the sheer magnitude of nastiness and horror here, and if you’re a newcomer, we wish you the best of luck! Yeah, that’s a harpsichord and a choir on the intro. Oops, that’s the outro. We listen to shit backwards and you should too. But so fucking what? Religion rightly scares the piss out of us, and The Monsters make no bones about their just demands of servitude. But you know what the craziest part of this disaster is? It’s not simply that it transcends any trite categories like “GARAGE,” or “PSYCHOBILLY,” or even just (JUST!) “ROCK’n’ROLL,” it’s your perception of maestro Beatman’s tried and true and fried as fuck vocal throttle that’s damaged even further by him singing in Swiss-German for the first time on any of his vast catalog o’ cool, and it’s for the entirety of this monster swingin’ album! You want the English version? Well take your ass to his legendary Voodoo Rhythm label (Records To Ruin Any Party!) and imbibe as you are wont to do, but we’re gambling that this language, which has no formal written application, is going to screw your brains like his charmingly broken English has never done before. No offense, we love everything the Beatman touches, but this bold and genius move has got our lobes knocked up like a barefoot mormon sister-wife. Mondo Mongo, mofos! Familiar tracks from killer records past, like “I’m a Stranger To Me” reappear as “Frömd vo Mir” (hell, that one is almost a cognate) but everything here promises a hellish trip into the void, and we guarantee your eternal delight, but make no promises for your mental welfare.